Cruel Baroness

This is my interpretive dance entited “hey tumblr why am i working tonight when i could just stay home and do this sort of thing?”

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Things your silly 23 y.o. potensh fwb-thingie creams to hear:

“I play bass.”

“Even though I’m in a punk band, I listen to mostly indie rock.”

“I’m not bragging, but The Shins played at our house, once. I had no idea who they were at the time.”

“You know Florence + the Machine? I love them. Usually I don’t think I would but that voice…her voice…”

“More PBR? We’ll get a pitcher.”

“I like blue hair.” (followed by appreciative noises when mohawks were mentioned)

“You have a 360? I love you.”

Tumbln’ in the name of Sheogorath, Mad God, love of my life. Cheese for Wifey for finding this! Cheese for everyone! Cheese for no one!

In other news, I still need to find the right occasion to debut my Golden Saint armor. Do not bother the Aureal with your petty conversation.